Fanfic as comfort food.
Farmfoods Jam Roly-Poly: The bad stuff you don't even enjoy while you're consuming it. May leave a bad taste in your mouth. Could be stale, over-sweet, soggy, or just downright odd.
Tinned Golden Syrup Sponge: Hits the spot, and easy to get hold of, but you know you'll feel bad if you overindulge. Can also get a bit samey after a while.
Homemade apple crumble: The quality, which supplies subtle nuances, as well as satisfying the baser cravings. Makes you tingle in all the right places.