Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.